Roasted 11 months ago based on Lucas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lucas, your musical taste is like a buffet at a potluck: a jumbled mess that nobody really asked for. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to jam out to "Traditional Country" right after an EDM banger? Your playlist reads like the diary of a confused teenager who just found out they can download music while nursing a broken heart over a skateboard. It's like you walked into a record store, spun around three times, and just started grabbing random CDs. And don’t get me started on your top artists. Luke Combs and Noah Kahan? You’re basically a sad white boy telling us about your existential crisis while your skateboard collects dust in the corner. And please, if I have to listen to another "whiskey glasses" anthem, I might just pour myself a glass of something strong to wash away the regret of listening to your sad boy playlist. “Sabrina Carpenter,” really? Are you one “girl power” anthem away from a full breakdown, or just running a secret fan club? But let's be fair; a man with such diverse tastes must be searching for profound meaning in life—like a drunk baby deer trying to cross a frozen pond. Each genre feels like a different therapy session, and somehow, you're stuck with the therapist who only has "soft pop" to offer. That being said, if your Spotify was a person, it would definitely be the awkward kid at school who always sits alone at lunch with a bowl of cereal and a skateboard. At least we can all enjoy a good laugh while you figure out what the heck you're trying to express.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!