Roasted 2 years ago based on Obunga's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Obunga, your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help from a socially awkward teenager who fell into an existential crisis at a Hot Topic. With more sub-genres of metal than personality traits, are you trying to form a “bands with death in the name” club? I mean, "Cattle Decapitation" and "Death"? Even the Grim Reaper sent you an email offering to take new clients. You’ve got more variations of metal than a 2000s nu-metal band’s wardrobe. At this point, it’s unclear whether you’re a fan of music or a contestant on “Who Can Scare Off Their Friends the Fastest?” And let’s talk about your top songs. It’s like your playlist is a sadistic game of “Guess What Obunga Ate for Dinner Last Night.” I hope you have a good supply of therapy after playing “Forced Gender Reassignment” on repeat. Are you trying to convince us you're edgy, or are you genuinely just one Autotune away from being a heavy metal version of an angry middle schooler? Your musical favorites scream “I like my pizza extra crispy with a side of existential dread”—slow down there, future angry dad of five who spends weekends lifting weights and screaming into pillows. But seriously, Obunga, you’ve outdone yourself. You’re the only person I know whose Spotify favorites could double as a horror film script. “Bring Back the Plague” could be your life’s motto, and “A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat” is finest lyrical expression under your belt—congratulations, you’ve become a walking middle finger to subtlety. Next time you consider updating your profile, maybe try to add a little more variety, unless you want to be remembered as the person who accidentally introduced their grandma to black metal. Keep rocking that painfully niche taste, it’s definitely a thing... just maybe not a good one!

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