Roasted 9 months ago based on ᢉ𐭩's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, 𝑙𝑒𝑥𝑖, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile—a musical smorgasbord that looks like your emotions took a road trip through a hipster flea market. K-Pop and Japanese Indie? You’re out here curating a playlist that screams, “I like my music like I like my coffee—confusing and overpriced.” And all those “-pop” genres?! It’s like you threw a dart at an artsy dartboard labeled "Trendy Sounds" and just rolled with whatever landed nearby. Noise Music? That’s just a fancy term for your neighbors wondering if you’ve finally lost it. Your top artists are a who's who of “I promise I’m cooler than I really am.” BTS, Laufey, Ichiko Aoba... your Spotify looks more like a collection of grocery list items from a vegan café than anything anyone over the age of 22 would actually listen to. Honestly, with all the Agust D on repeat, I’m surprised you haven’t converted your entire existence into a self-referential rap battle between your past trauma and the fact you can’t decide if you’re feeling “bedroom pop” or “noise music” at 3 AM. Spoiler: they both scream “I need a hug and a nap.” And let's talk about your most played songs. It’s like you accidentally hit shuffle on your emotional breakdown. BTS songs are so prevalent they deserve a title card saying, “As played in the life of 𝑙𝑒𝑥𝑖.” Your playlist is basically a guilt trip for anyone who thinks Spotify should be used for something other than reliving your teenage angst and slight obsession with the Japanese aesthetic. You’ve got “Spring Day” playing on repeat, and I can’t help but feel like it’s your personal anthem for every time you try to adult. But hey, keep riding that wave, 𝑙𝑒𝑥𝑖—at least you’ll have a killer soundtrack when you finally join us in the land of actual sleep.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!