Roasted 10 months ago based on haidar's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, asrionoa, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's diary entry desperately trying to sound edgy while hiding from real emotions. With a favorite genre list as long as your high school excuses for not doing homework, it's clear you're the full package of "I want to be unique, just like everyone else." Hyperpop? More like hyper-cop-out on creativity. You’ve got enough 'emotional' genres to soundtrack a late-night sob fest while scrolling TikTok, but somehow managed to skip all the actual music that connects with humans. And don’t even get me started on your artists—Bladee and crew are about as deep as a kiddie pool made for a two-year-old. Your top choices sound like they were generated by throwing darts at a board made of internet memes. You’ve collected more chaotic energy than a group project with a kid who thinks adding ten weird artists means he’s contributing when really he just beat the game of “let’s confuse everyone.” Your Spotify is the equivalent of if a 4-year-old discovered an iPad and an empty can of Monster Energy and decided to unleash their creativity. Then there are your most played songs, which sound like a dystopian soundtrack for a planet that can’t decide if it wants to sleep or party. Seriously, you’ve got “Roi - Instrumental” listed three times like the artists had a midlife crisis and couldn’t think of any new material. If your playlist were a person, it'd be that one friend who keeps suggesting Hungarian techno songs at a family barbecue. It's all very avant-garde, which is fancy talk for “I have no idea what music is supposed to sound like.” Keep doing you, I guess—just don’t expect any invites to jam sessions!
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