Roasted 4 months ago based on Luis's long term Spotify stats.

Luis, your Spotify profile is like a casting call for the most confused high school musical that never made it past the audition. Between the anime ballads and the Latin rock anthems, it feels like you just threw a dart at a map of genres and said, “Sure, I’ll take all of these!” Seriously, your musical taste resembles a disoriented hipster on a caffeine binge, desperately trying to impress everyone at a party they shouldn't even be at. You’ve got a lineup that screams, “I don't know what I like, but I’m definitely too cool for just one genre!” Let’s talk about those artists, shall we? Your top picks read like a list of people who lost a “Which cute musician are you?” quiz. José José, El Cuarteto De Nos, and then *bam!* System Of A Down just casually straddling a line between melodrama and chaos like it’s no big deal. It’s as if you were trying to be the ultimate music ambassador for a fictional country where the national anthem is a mashup of J-Rock and Cuarteto, complete with dramatic anime visuals that don’t really make sense. If eclecticism were a sport, you'd be the reigning champion of the "What Were You Thinking?" competition. And those most played songs—Lord, give me strength. You've got hits that sound like the background music for a Final Fantasy marathon mixed with the internal monologue of someone who's binge-watching romantic telenovelas at 3 AM. It’s like you customized your playlist to reflect your emotional state during a mid-life crisis. “It’s going down now” indeed! More like your social life is hitting rock bottom while you serenade yourself with Japanese Indie ballads—talk about a unique way to spiral into obscurity! Keep on flexing that personality, Luis. One day, you might even find a song that accurately represents the moment you realize this is not a musical.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!