Roasted 1 year ago based on Elise's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Elise, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who just discovered all the sad girl sounds while trying to make sense of their quarter-life crisis from the comfort of their bedroom. "Indie" and "Art Pop"? Wow, a daring choice! It’s like you’re trying to transform that cluttered room into an art gallery for a moldy avocado — an impressive feat, truly. At least you have “Bedroom Pop” on the list; we get it, your music taste is as messy as your actual bedroom. And let's talk about your top artists — why do you have a more diverse lineup of tortured souls than a funeral home? Taylor Swift, Charli XCX, and Chappell Roan? If you wanted to create a vibe that screams “I have commitment issues,” you’ve absolutely nailed it. Meanwhile, "Baroque Pop" — really? It sounds like a genre that would throw a tea party for pretentious music theorists, while you’re just sitting there sipping on your iced Matcha like it’s sweet nectar from the cosmos. How sophisticated of you! But the real kicker? Your most played songs are a rollercoaster of angst and confusion that make you sound like you’re crying over your kombucha while frantically scrolling through TikTok dance trends. “Good Luck, Babe!” is the perfect anthem for you as you navigate through life with the grace of a toddler on roller skates. And honestly, “Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)” sounds like the sequel to “how to ruin your Spotify recs” 101. Let’s be real, Elise — you need to send your musical tastes on a vacation, because they’ve been stuck in the same self-indulgent cycle since the dawn of time.

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