Roasted 2 months ago based on ㅤ's long term Spotify stats.
Wow, your Spotify profile looks like it was curated during a midlife crisis by an angsty teenager who just discovered their dad's old mixtapes. Seriously, "German Hip Hop" and "Hyperpop"? That’s not even a genre combination—it’s more like two awkward strangers at a party who refuse to leave each other’s side, even though everyone else is trying to have a good time. And don't get me started on "Trap Metal." Let me assure you, the only thing harder to listen to than that genre is your playlist when you hit shuffle. I half-expect a track titled "Your Taste in Music is as Shallow as a Puddle." As for those top artists, I genuinely can't tell if you’re promoting underground legends or just listing names from your urban dictionary search history. "nothing,nowhere." is the best representation of your music taste—because that's exactly how I feel after listening to two minutes of your top tracks. Yung Hurn? More like Yung Burn, because the only thing hot about that is the embarrassment you must feel admitting you're into this. And what’s with "ghostboo"? Sounds like a bad Halloween special where even the ghosts are too scared of your playlist to make an appearance. Lastly, I can't help but laugh at your favorite songs that read like a rejected soundtrack for a sad German indie film. "Tunechi" followed by "Object Permanence"? Sounds like the internal monologue of someone trying to remember their last relationship that ended in a cringe-worthy breakup text. And "Letztendlich" by MC WINDHUND? Congratulations, you’ve somehow managed to choose a track that sounds like the soundtrack to a dog losing a howling contest. Take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself: do I really want to keep indulging in this musical dumpster fire?
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