Roasted 2 years ago based on brandenlegal's long term Spotify stats.

Brandenlegal, huh? I guess when you can't pick a single genre, you just throw darts at a Spotify playlist, hoping for a bullseye. "Rap," "R&B," "Pop," and a sprinkle of "Canadian Contemporary"—way to buffet your taste in music like you're at a low-budget Taco Bell. You’d think you had a serious identity crisis if your artists weren’t some of the biggest names in the game. At this point, your profile looks less like a music taste and more like a midlife crisis shopping list from a dad trying to stay cool. And can we talk about your top songs? It’s like someone took a hot mess of broken hearts and low self-esteem and wrapped it in a slick production. The fact that you have "Best Part" and "Get You" by Daniel Caesar dominating your list is like using a romantic playlist as your self-help manual—congrats, you're a certified smooth operator in the art of digging your own emotional grave. Daniel Caesar must be confused how he became your therapist with all the times you spun his tracks, but I guess that's what happens when you combine your favorite artist with your favorite pastime: wallowing in sentimental despair. Yet here you are, proudly flaunting your love for "Who Hurt You?" in a world where nobody asked. Listing "Kanye West" and "Drake" as your top artists is just an admission of that middle school swagger you never grew out of, but I applaud you for still believing in your pop dreams. And remember, Branden, it’s not about the music you listen to; it's about how many times you can hit “repeat” on your life’s biggest regrets. Keep streaming, you magnificent train wreck.

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