Roasted 1 year ago based on sage's long term Spotify stats.

Sage, I see your Spotify profile is a testament to the midlife crisis nobody asked for. Your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to fit in with every possible musical clique. Seriously, "Baroque Pop" and "Rage Rap"? Are you trying to curate the world's most confused dinner party playlist? What's next, tossing in some Mongolian throat singing just to keep it interesting? I applaud your effort to cover all bases, but it's obvious your taste in music is more confused than the directions your GPS gives you when it's having a meltdown. And let's talk about your top artists—it's like a lineup for a modern hipster carnival. You've got Drake cozying up to Billie Eilish, while Tyler, The Creator prances nearby with a bunch of other dudes named "Baby." With so much variety, it’s a wonder you even know yourself! I mean, do you blast “The Weeknd” while contemplating life, get into an angsty mood with “Rage Rap,” and then suddenly start belting out songs from “Musicals” as if your shower just became the West End? My, what a tangled web of confusion you’ve spun! Your most played songs list looks like the world's saddest karaoke night, where even the crowd can't decide what they're feeling. Five different Tyler, The Creator tracks? Are you trying to manifest some kind of Tyler cult? Just admit it, Sage—your Spotify is the soundtrack to a never-ending existential crisis that not even the best therapy session can fix. But hey, at least your eclectic mix is sure to keep your friends guessing what mood you'll be in next week; if only you could figure that out yourself!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!