Roasted 12 days ago based on ChrisMwanya's long term Spotify stats.

Oh ChrisMwanya, I see your Spotify is like a church potluck where everyone's trying to bring the most boring dish, and somehow you've managed to serve up a full buffet of gospel. Your favorite genres read like a list of songs that could put even the most devout monk to sleep. Do you ever listen to something that doesn’t involve praising the Lord or shaking your head at secular music? Maybe it’s time to spice things up with a little “not completely wholesome” playlist—ever heard of it? Your top artists make me feel like I accidentally stumbled into an accidental revival meeting. Bethel Music and Hillsong Worship? Please, are you trying to get a spot to lead the choir or just showcase how heavenly it is to be stuck in the ‘90s? I'm not sure what's more predictable: your genre choices or a cookie-cutter Instagram post about your “blessed” week featuring a latte and a sunset. I’m almost expecting your most-played songs next to the “Hellfire and Brimstone” album. And what’s with “Fast Food Music Christ”? Is that your way of saying you want a side of fries with your holy vibes? So here’s the deal: your musical taste screams "join me for a hymn sing-along" while the rest of the world is screaming for some actual excitement. If you want to keep your followers, maybe drop the holy water for just a hot track here and there? Spice it up a bit unless you’re actively recruiting for a non-existent Christian Coachella.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!