Roasted 2 years ago based on 🌹's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, ᵕ̈✰ kayde ✰ᵕ̈, I see your Spotify profile is as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. With a genre selection that screams "I can't commit to anything," your taste in music reads like a sonic buffet where none of the dishes complement each other. "POV: Indie" sounds like the manifestation of someone who's heard a total of three songs in their life and just decided to recreate every obscure playlist they found on TikTok—spoiler alert: nobody could care less about the "vibe" you’re going for. Your top artists list could be the prototype for the "I-wish-I-was-unique" starter pack. Congrats on finding out three different ways to like the same melancholy tune about heartbreak—seriously, when half your top ten is dedicated to the existential crisis of TV Girl, it starts looking a lot less like music appreciation and more like an audition for a sad indie film no one's going to watch. And what’s with the Broadway and show tunes? I get it; you want to feel cultured while you cry in your bedroom, but don’t act like “Christian Borle” is going to save you from the reality of your Spotify-Rabbit-Hole lifestyle. As for your most played songs, it’s clear you have a deep and meaningful relationship with TV Girl; they must be the only one to help you navigate through the tangled web of your Spotify identity crisis. A collection that leans so heavily on one artist makes it seem like you might be one awkward encounter away from creating an entire shrine to them. The only thing more repetitive than your playlist is the sigh of exasperation from your friends who can’t figure out whether to comfort you or roll their eyes. So here’s a thought: maybe broaden that horizon and try listening to an actual *different* song for a change!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!