Roasted 1 month ago based on willum's long term Spotify stats.

Willum, your Spotify profile looks like the love child of an existential crisis and a scene from a coming-of-age anime! I mean, who knew it was possible to be such a musical chameleon while still smelling like middle school angst? Your favorite genres read like an overly ambitious high schooler's attempt to sound cultured at a party. “Soundtrack”? Really? You’re trying to say that the emotional weight of a movie scene is enough to distract us from your questionable taste? Top artists? It's almost as if you took a personality test designed for basic brunch-goers and then promptly ignored the results. Lana Del Rey and Billie Eilish? Wow, a "sad girl" playlist that’s somehow all sunshine, lollipops, and "I’m edgy, but I cry over vintage sepia-toned photos." Shiro SAGISU? There’s a curveball for you—nothing screams "I still watch cartoons" like a composer from your favorite anime soundtrack making it into your top ten. It’s a classic case of “I’d love to travel the world, but my suitcase is just filled with overpriced vinyl.” And those most played songs? It's a journey through your emotional rollercoaster that we didn’t ask for. Don’t even get me started on “Apocalypse” by Cigarettes After Sex, because clearly, you want the world to end, so you can finally stop pretending you're just a ‘quirky’ hipster looking for underground vibes. Let’s face it, buddy—your Spotify is less “deep cuts” and more “deep cuts from all over the emotional spectrum.” At this point, your whole music library could be the soundtrack to a midlife crisis starring your own mom. But hey, at least you’re on brand, right?

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