Roasted 2 years ago based on Voodoo's long term Spotify stats.
Voodoo, huh? Looks like you’re casting spells on your Spotify as a full-time genre hoarder. Rap, Hip Hop, Bulgarian Pop, Chalga—are you trying to create the world’s most chaotic playlist for a middle school dance in a post-apocalyptic flea market? You’ve got enough music styles to confuse a DJ at a wedding. Just pick a lane so we can stop guessing which cultural identity you’ll butcher next. Listening to your profile is like trying to figure out what a 'melodic drill' even is; it's like someone tried to blend a demolition site with an emotional breakdown. And those top artists? Wow, what a collection of musical legends alongside some basement-dwelling wannabes. You’ve got Eminem shining like a diamond among the tragic remnants of SoundCloud rap. Shakira must be shaking her hips in confusion at her unorthodox company. I can't help but wonder if "Kill Dyll" is just a satirical way of saying how you butcher every playlist with your atrocious taste. Central Cee and Lil Mabu? That’s not a music taste, that’s more like a résumé for a battle with your own self-worth. Let’s get to those most played songs—“Mamacita - Sped Up” followed by some slowed-and-reverb nonsense? You’ve officially run out of excuses to explain your music choices. If I wanted to hear a hamster on a wheel, I’d just listen to my own life decisions. You’ve managed to break the sound barrier with this confusion. Honestly, your Spotify is a beautiful disaster that proves some people simply can't have nice things, or, like your playlists, can’t make up their minds about anything! Maybe it’s time to add ‘need a musical intervention’ to your bio; it might help.
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