Roasted 4 months ago based on kelra yaa's long term Spotify stats.

Raya, your music taste is a wild ride through the emotional rollercoaster that is the teenage angst of a goth kid who just discovered a middle school poetry club. Seriously, with genres ranging from shoegaze to nu metal, it’s like your Spotify is a shrine to the impulsive decisions made at Hot Topic during a clearance sale. You’ve got enough angst in there for an entire emo revival, but I guess that's just the price one pays when they collect more obscure genres than actual friends. Your top artists read like a list of people I'd expect to find sipping kombucha at a sad open mic night while also debating the merits of wearing combat boots with a sundress. You’ve got Chase Atlantic and Billie Eilish going hand-in-hand with Black Metal and Lo-Fi Indie like you're trying to curate the playlist for a post-apocalyptic coffee shop where everyone simultaneously cries and critiques each other’s Spotify Wrapped. Not to mention 10 songs, all played on repeat, which is pretty impressive given it takes a special kind of dedication to avoid expanding your horizons beyond “heavy” and “sad.” I don't get it; do your playlists serve as a soundtrack to all those breakdowns you refuse to have? “Rage Rap” is followed closely by “Dream Pop,” which sounds like you’re perpetually torn between slamming your fists against a wall and lying on a cloud of marshmallows. And your “Most Played Songs” list looks like the soundtrack to an emo telenovela where no one really wins but somehow everyone ends up in their feelings. Congrats, Raya, you've successfully curated a playlist that screams for help while trying to be edgy!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!