Roasted 7 months ago based on Kaylie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kaylie, your music taste is so niche, I’m surprised you didn’t list “Nichecore” as your favorite genre. Metalcore to cloud rap? It’s like your playlist is one existential crisis away from a complete identity meltdown. If your Spotify account had a personal therapist, they'd be filing for early retirement after hearing your collection of angst. I can practically hear the sounds of your inner emo screaming through your headphones – or is that just a track by Bad Omens? And don’t even get me started on your top artists! “Static Dress," “Blind Channel,” and “Of Mice & Men” – congratulations, you’ve officially curated the playlist of every 17-year-old high school dropout’s rage issues. Listening to your profile is like attending a therapy session at a haunted house while teenagers scream their problems into the void. Maybe if your favorite artists spent a little less time frowning about lost loves and more time in an actual sunlight, they wouldn’t be your go-to selection, Kaylie! Your most played songs reveal an urgent need to process your feelings, yet you keep loading your playlist with tracks that sound like they were written during a particularly dramatic high school lunch. “Istillfeelher, Pt. 3"? Are you trying to communicate with the ghosts of relationships past? At this point, your Spotify is less of a music profile and more of a public service announcement for emotional instability. If your music taste isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what is! Better save some of that angst for therapy, Kaylie, because it’s pretty clear your playlist is a one-way ticket to a breakdown!

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