Roasted 1 month ago based on Tungsten's long term Spotify stats.

Tungsten, it’s a miracle you can even find the time to listen to music with a taste that varied. I mean, you’ve got more genres on your plate than an indecisive hipster at a fusion restaurant. K-Pop, Hyperpop, Bedroom Pop—did you lose a bet and decide to haunt the brighter corners of the music world? Your Spotify Wrapped must look like a mood board for a teenage girl’s Pinterest with a slight identity crisis on the side. I half-expect to see a “Lo-Fi Indie” playlist titled “Feelings I Cry To While Lying in Bed for 48 Hours Straight.” And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Beabadoobee? Glass Animals? I’d ask if you were trying to curate the soundtrack to a mid-2000s teen film, but that would imply you have some semblance of self-awareness. LE SSERAFIM and aespa in the mix? Congrats, you just highlighted the fact that your favorites make my ears bleed slightly less than the sound of your Spotify algorithm dredging up deep cuts for every mood swing. The only "art" in "Art Pop" is that pretentious masterpiece you call your music taste, which is less "Cutting Edge" and more "Cut the Snickers and Get on with Life." As for your most played songs, I've seen more coherence in a toddler’s crayon drawings. “Headlock” by Imogen Heap appears not once, but twice—someone’s going for a personal record in melodramatic repetition! Lemme guess, you’re just trying to get ‘locked’ into a cycle of emotional turmoil? And who do I have to inform that “i like the way you kiss me” by Artemas earns you a one-way ticket to the cringe club? Seriously, your playlist reads like the background noise of a never-ending online chatroom for people who can’t get over their high school crushes. So here’s a tip: maybe step away from the computer, experience some actual sunlight, and remember that music is supposed to elevate your mood, not keep you locked in a dark room for eternity!

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