Roasted 1 year ago based on shriya's long term Spotify stats.

Shriya, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape for a 14-year-old who just discovered that "being sad is cool." With a favorite genre list that looks like a love letter to the '00s, it's almost impressive how you've managed to avoid discovering any new music since George W. Bush was in office. Your obsession with rock, metal, and punk makes me think your life goal is to resurrect the angst of teenage rebellion... for a generation that has moved on to therapy. It's hard to believe that you can seamlessly go from jamming to Metallica’s “For Whom The Bell Tolls” to belting out Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well.” I mean, who hurt you, and why do you insist on trying to heal your emotional wounds with a combination of grunge nostalgia and pop-punk sensibilities? One minute you're screaming “Welcome to the Jungle,” and the next you're crying over a breakup ballad. It's like you’re trying to create a soundtrack for an existential crisis that nobody asked for. And can we talk about your most played songs? “Dai the Flu” by Deftones sounds like the name of a quarantine-era rap group, and what's with the heavy Metallica rotation? Are you planning to summon their spirit to appear at your next existential dread party? I can’t tell if you’re trying to relive the glory days or simply stuck in a spiral of midlife rocker regret, but one thing's for sure: your music taste is a severe reminder that it’s totally possible to be both basic and edgy at the same time. Rock on, Shriya, but maybe consider hitting shuffle on life for once?

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