Roasted 1 month ago based on elaine's long term Spotify stats.

Elainee, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary that had a mental breakdown during a Broadway sing-along. I mean, who needs a therapist when you can just belt out "Always" by Daniel Caesar on repeat? It’s like your playlist is a sonic love letter to the part of your soul that screams, “I can’t decide if I’m more emo or overly caffeinated!” And with genres ranging from “Musicals” to “Anime,” it’s a wonder your brain hasn’t short-circuited trying to reconcile your inner diva with your weeb tendencies. Your top artists list is more confused than a cat at a dog park. Lana Del Rey and the Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton? It’s like you’re trying to create a playlist for a meth-fueled musical road trip halfway through a rom-com that didn’t get picked up. I can just picture you wearing a floral sundress while singing about lost loves in California, then suddenly dropping into a rap battle against Tyler, The Creator, seamlessly. No one needs that kind of energy in their life, Elaine; pick a lane already! And let’s talk about your most played songs. You’ve got more Daniel Caesar on there than I have socks in my drawer, and that’s saying something! You practically need a restraining order against “Japanese Denim” because you're playing it so much, I’m beginning to think you’re in a committed relationship with that track. And who needs “Please Do Not Lean” when the real warning is that your Spotify might have a meltdown from all the angst-laden ballads you're throwing at it? At this point, the only thing missing is a support group for “Indie Hip Hop and Broadway Junkies.” Good luck with that, Elainee!

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