Roasted 11 months ago based on mic.'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, mic., the self-proclaimed connoisseur of spiritual jams and bedroom anthems. Your genre choices are a mix of heavenly vibes and music suitable for when you're trying to get the devil out of your playlist. Worship? Christian? Pop Worship? Did you run out of synonyms for ‘God loves you’ so you just started slapping ‘Pop’ in front of everything? It’s like you’re one karaoke night away from leading a youth group with a questionable song selection. The question isn’t if your music brings you closer to God; it’s whether it makes Him roll His eyes. Looking at your top artists, it seems like you've mastered the art of being a musical indecisive. The 1975 and Elevation Worship in the same breath? Wow, that’s like opening a tab at a fancy restaurant and ordering the kiddie menu right next to artisanal avocado toast. Then there’s your love for Jacob Collier—he’s the musical version of a Rubik's cube and you seem determined to solve it during a Sunday service. That's some next-level dedication to procrastination, my friend. Meanwhile, Lizzy McAlpine and Elevation Worship could start a whole new genre—CCMvibes, where emotional ballads meet somebody’s desperate prayer for a miracle. And let's not forget your most played songs which look like a Spotify playlist collided with a church bulletin! “I'm So Blessed” by CAIN? What are you, a gratitude guru on a sugar high? You might want to diversify your playlist because right now it seems like your music tastes were frozen in a 2017 time capsule, trapped between the altar and your mom's Honda Civic. But hey, it's all good; at least when you hit shuffle, you’re guaranteed to catch the Holy Spirit in those quiet moments of existential dread. Keep streaming, mic., because we all need a good laugh now and then!

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