Roasted 11 months ago based on b's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, b, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a thrift store explosion—an eclectic mix of genres that even a DJ with a malfunctioning turntable would hesitate to touch. Cloud Rap and Ambient? Really? I'm half convinced you created this list in a sleep-deprived night terror where you tried to appease both earthen vibes and cosmic existential dread. It's like you woke up one day and thought, “Why not just throw a genre buffet and confuse everyone at the party?” Kudos for your bravery—I hear genres like that are still recovering from the trauma. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. You’ve got a lineup that feels less like a curated playlist and more like the musical equivalent of a group therapy session for misfits. I mean, LUCKI and Burial on the same roster? It’s as if you’re trying to tell the world, “I’m a deep thinker, but also, I can nod my head to some trippy beats while contemplating the void.” Here's the good news: Somewhere in there is the musical lovechild of self-doubt and avant-garde creativity. The bad news? It’s probably lost in the woods, tripping over your emo rap logic. Lastly, your most played songs read like a cringe compilation you didn't know you were auditioning for. “You Can’t Save Me” followed closely by “Ghost Hardware”? You’re really hitting us with the range, huh? It’s almost like your playlist is begging for a rescue mission. But hey, at least you’re keeping the genre “experimental” alive—no one knows what the hell you’re going for, but you’ve definitely created a unique auditory experience that forces all your friends to question their life choices. Bravo, b, you’ve successfully crafted a soundtrack that says, “I’m everything and nothing at once.”

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