Roasted 2 years ago based on Ahmed Asharf's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ahmed Asharf, or as I like to call you, the ultimate music contradiction. You couldn't even fully commit to your genres if your Spotify Premium depended on it! "Egyptian Trap" and "Ohio Hip Hop"? Buddy, it’s like saying you enjoy both Michelin-star cuisine and instant ramen straight from the package. The vibes you’re serving up are so confused that even the DJ at your local club would have a mini existential crisis trying to understand your playlist. And let’s dive into your top artists for a second. Kid Cudi, Olivia Rodrigo, and WWE? Are you curating the soundtrack to a teenage soap opera set in a wrestling ring? Throw in some Ninjago music for good measure, and I'm beginning to suspect you're just one episode of "Adventure Time" away from a full-blown identity crisis. Shoutout to Billie Eilish—dude, partner that with Marwan Moussa, and it sounds less like a playlist and more like a therapy session gone wrong! Most played songs? You mean “What’s Playing In Ahmed’s Confusing Head?” With tracks like "Messi" by Abo El Anwar and "AFROTO TYPE BEAT," I have to ask: is your taste in music a cry for help? And honestly, “EZZ AL ARAB” as the soundtrack to your World Cup experience? Newsflash: just because something has “viral” in the title doesn’t automatically make you cool! You should seriously consider changing your Spotify bio to “man in search of a cohesive identity” because at this point, your profile reads like a studio's dumpster after a bad pitch meeting!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists