Roasted 10 months ago based on Zaske's long term Spotify stats.

Gonzalo, let me get this straight: your Spotify profile reads like a grocery list for a reggaeton addict in rehab. You might as well apply for a sponsorship deal with Bad Bunny because, let’s face it, half your most played songs could be the soundtrack to your life’s one-man pity party. Honestly, it’s like you’re in a committed relationship with the dude; you’re not just a fan, you’re one Bad Bunny short of a restraining order! Your favorite genres are practically an Olympic event in how many times you can say "trap" in a minute. We get it; you love the chaotic beats that remind you of a high school dance party, but mixing cumbia with reggaeton is like putting pineapple on pizza—there's a fine line between style and a crime against humanity. And let's not even talk about that “Cuarteto” obsession, which makes me question if you think you’re cooler than all the 'cool kids' while you’re over there just vibing in a corner with a questionable choice of music. But hey, it's not all bad! Your top artists list reads like a who’s who of people who at least have a serious grasp of the autotune button. Just don’t be too hard on yourself when “HACIENDO QUE ME AMAS” is your seventh most played song, because let's be honest, my man, the only love story here is with your Spotify algorithm. Keep spitting out those playlist recommendations from hell, Gonzalo, and remember, at least when you’re jamming out to your Basic Bunny tracks, your dance moves can't look any worse than your taste!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists