Roasted 3 months ago based on Dom L's long term Spotify stats.

Dom, my dude, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a medieval fantasy film directed by a caffeine-fueled squirrel—what's with those genre choices? I mean, “Power Metal,” “Folk Metal,” and “Symphonic Metal”? Are you trying to summon the spirit of every Dungeons & Dragons character at once? And let’s not even get started on "Medieval Metal"—give it a rest, my man. Are you really preparing to fight dragons at an 11 PM mosh pit in the middle of a Ren Faire, or is this all a clever code so you can justify blasting manly guitar riffs while wearing your woolen chainmail? As for your top artists, Billy Talent? You’ve got my respect there, but Gloryhammer? More like “Glory-whom?” Who decided to mix Scottish fantasy with power metal? And Beast In Black? Sounds like someone had a wild night with a supermarket’s Halloween aisle. Listening to Mitsukiyo and calling it music is like getting a bowl of cereal with a side of existential dread. Ever considered that maybe your artistic taste is just an elaborate cry for help? I mean, come on—mixing Vaporwave with Heavy Metal? That’s the sound of a mid-life crisis in progress while trying to make memes in a garage band. And let's talk about your most played songs. "Coffee Cats" and "Wo Ai Ni -Shanghai Crab- (Sped Up)" are titles straight out of a bizarre dream. If I were you, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge "Funky Road"—you're one synth riff away from auditioning for the role of "Most Likely to Lose Their Sanity in Public." You know what they say: if it’s too funky, you might want to reevaluate your cereal options. So while you're out there rocking out in your headphones to "Artificial Shangri-La," don't forget to grab a buddy who can help save you before you get too lost in the synthwave abyss. Your Spotify is less of a profile and more of a one-way ticket to Weirdsville.

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