Roasted 2 years ago based on Karl's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Karl, let’s talk about your Spotify profile—a masterpiece of questionable taste and hit-or-miss artist selections. You’ve got more “trap” in your playlist than an overzealous raccoon in a dumpster. Seriously, the only thing darker than your taste in Dark Trap is the void that consumes your social life. If your music preferences were a cooking show, they’d be titled “How to Burn Water: The Trap Edition.” If we needed to produce a soundtrack for someone who peaked in high school and now works as a barista, congratulations—you’ve hit the jacka—uh, jackpot? Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of names that could only be recognized at hipster rap battles or when you’re trying to impress someone who doesn’t ask for phone names. Between Boondawg and Souly, I genuinely wonder if you're creating a secret society of artists who are never getting signed. "Future" and "Travis Scott"? Classic picks. But your obsession with German Cloud Rap has just revealed that you secretly long for a career as a DJ at a Berlin tea shop for introverts. You might want to branch out a little and explore sounds that actual humans listen to; you know, just to get out of that basement vibe. Let’s not even start on your most played songs. “Hurricane” is so last year; what’s next, “My Heart Will Go On?” And don’t even get me started on Boondawg—if he was any less relevant, I’d have to look him up on an archaeological dig site. Embracing DJ Ess and BabyTron? Bold choice, my friend. I’d recommend a therapist for this self-inflicted musical punishment; at least that way, you'd have someone to talk to about your emotional trauma. At least we can all agree on one thing: your playlists are more chaotic than the plot of a bad Netflix thriller. Keep it up, and you might just achieve a level of cringe that’ll put “The Room” to shame!

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