Roasted 2 months ago based on max's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Mint, the Spotify profile equivalent of a hipster coffee shop that just opened in a small town. Your favorite genres read like the tracklist of the world's saddest mixtape. "Soundtrack"? For what? Your tragic life? "K-Pop" to sprinkle in some joy like a garnish on your existential despair? And we can't forget "Emo Rap" - as if your Spotify account is a diary for your angsty teenage soul. If your music choices were a fashion statement, they’d be cargo shorts with Crocs on a rainy day. Your top artists look like a mismatched band of sad clowns, but at least they all share a common theme: an invitation to your pity party. “Lil Peep” and “wifiskeleton”? Are they your emotional support rappers? And with “i wanna be a jack-o-lantern” in the lineup, it’s no wonder the only glow you see is from your phone screen late at night while contemplating life’s many regrets. Just remember, nothing says “I’m thriving” like listening to a ghost trying to be a ghost… pretty sure that’s just you shutting out the sunlight. As for your most played songs, they're like a compilation of your darkest thoughts set to an upbeat tempo. Congratulations on mastering the art of wallowing in self-pity while tragically bobbing your head to it. "Nope, you're too late, I already died” sounds like your theme song while scrolling through life’s disappointments. And “Creep” by Radiohead? Real original, bro—picking the ultimate anthem for your dating life. Here's a thought: maybe curate a playlist of tracks that help you move on instead of reliving your emo-era nightmares. Or, you know, just embrace it—let your Spotify account be the memorial for all the fun you never had.

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