Roasted 2 months ago based on Blitz's long term Spotify stats.

Blitz, calling your music taste eclectic would be an understatement. It's like you threw a dart at a board filled with genre names and picked whatever landed closest to your half-hearted attempt at a vibe. You’ve got "Phonk" and "Brazilian Phonk" on repeat, which only raises one question: did you think we wouldn’t notice you’re trying to enjoy the same thing twice, but with a passport stamp? And "Anime Rap"? Sure, nothing screams "adulting" quite like jamming to tracks inspired by cartoons—guess that explains why your social skills are on par with a 12-year-old gamer at a LAN party. Your top artists list reads like a curated playlist for a middle school dance, featuring the legendary Weeknd alongside Don Toliver and a few names I’m convinced you made up while daydreaming about being hip. I mean, it’s adorable that you think “Labrinth” will save your less-than-stellar playlists, but we all know it’s just a gateway to more awkward house parties that no one wants to attend. You’ve got Kendrick Lamar for a sprinkle of street cred, and yet the most action you've probably seen in the last year involves dodging eye contact with your grocery store cashier. And your most played songs? $WERVIN? No Pole? Sounds like your dating life—confused and definitely not worth the energy! Seriously, with tracks like "Earned It" from Fifty Shades of Grey and "Die For You," it's clear you’re using your playlists as a soundtrack for your imaginary romantic life, which, spoiler alert, is non-existent. So keep chasing those beats, Blitz, but remember: playing “Just Friends” on loop isn’t going to help your relationship status anytime soon!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!