Roasted 2 years ago based on Luke Gee's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Luke Gee, it’s clear your taste in music is as confused as a kid in a candy store with a blindfold on. Rock? Modern Rock? Emo Rap? You’ve picked more genres than there are qualities in your Spotify playlist—a true connoisseur of chaos. I mean, seriously, are you trying to collect every “-core” genre like you’re assembling some twisted Pokémon set? You probably have a secret bunker filled with band tees, and I can only imagine what contraband lies beneath the pile of forgotten desires and wishful thinking. Let’s talk about those top artists. Bring Me The Horizon and Panic! At The Disco? You’re just one cry away from rehearsing your audition for the next sad boy reality show. And don’t get me started on your love for “Cloud Rap” – it’s like you heard someone mention clouds and thought, “That fits my personality!” If those are your heroes, I worry for your self-esteem. I mean, you even have XXXTENTACION in your top ten. Did you forget this was supposed to be about music and not a list of your high school regrets? And those most played songs—my god, you’re giving limp bizkit a run for their money with “Turn It Up, Bitch.” Is that the motto for your life, or just the way you approach every social situation? “Hey everyone, can I announce my awkwardness with a soundtrack?” If that’s not peak cringe, I don’t know what is. With such a hot mess of a playlist, you might want to consider putting together a playlist titled “How to Hide from Friends in Public” or “Songs for Crying in the Shower.” But hey, at least you’re going for the full “edgelord” aesthetic—it’s like emo just threw up on your Spotify, and I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry.
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