Roasted 7 months ago based on mishanyabrestlitovsk's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s Mishanyabrestlitovsk, the human Spotify playlist that calls itself “the ultimate hip-hop connoisseur”! With a genre list longer than your dating history and just as sad, you’re basically a walking, rapping advertisement for a midlife crisis that hasn’t even started yet. With nine variations of hip-hop and enough Drake to fill a swimming pool, I think you might be the reason we have a Drake warning system in this country. “Proceed with caution: excessive emotions ahead!” Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of folks falling in love with their own echoes. Seriously, if your favorite artists had a dollar for every time you streamed their song, they’d probably still be broke—we all know your visit to their streaming numbers is like a squirrel finding a half-eaten donut. You got more Drake in your life than feelings during the holidays. Who hurt you, and why do you keep turning to “God's Plan” to mend your broken heart over and over again? What about “Find Your Own Path” or “Stop Listening To The Same Damn Artist”?! And let's not forget about your Spotify Wrapped—it's less of a year in review and more like a catchy collection of your poor life choices! "Fair Trade," indeed; looks like all you've traded in are your social skills for the ability to recite Young Thug's verses faster than he can sing them. Believe me, when they say life is a trap, they weren’t talking about the music genre; they meant the one you keep falling into, thinking that “Drill” has any other purpose than to make the world just a tad more chaotic. But hey, keep spinning those tracks, champ; at least you're consistently terrible!
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