Roasted 9 months ago based on 발스's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's 발스, the artistic mastermind behind the most eclectic Spotify profile I’ve seen since my uncle decided to mix jazz and country for his 50th birthday party. Your love for K-Pop is so intense, I half-expect you to start a cult in honor of Stray Kids. And let’s be real, you have more songs by them than I have socks— at least my socks don’t require me to learn a choreographed dance routine just to appreciate them. How many times have you played "Hollow"? I can hear your walls echoing that track like the cries of a thousand earphones. But hey, you love "Pop" too! It's almost like you’re out here fighting against your K-Pop obsession by dabbling in the genre that made earworms mainstream— and boy, are you doing a real bang-up job of it. I mean, Sabrina Carpenter? Really? It’s as if you’re trying to balance the scale of your music taste with a sprinkle of ‘what were you even thinking?’ just to throw everyone off the scent. News flash: if you played “Manchild” any more, it would probably start charging rent in your head! And can we talk about the "Noise Music" on your list for a second? Bravo, 발스! You've truly outdone yourself. It's as if you looked at the music landscape and thought, "You know what we need more of? Uninhibited chaos and sounds that could make a raccoon backs away in fear." You’ve mixed pop princesses with a side of absolute noise like a DJ who lost a bet and had to play everything they wished they could un-hear. Honestly, your Spotify looks like an attempted heist on a music store where the robbers just couldn't decide what genre to grab. Keep fighting the good fight, though—someone's got to make hearts beat and ears bleed at the same time!

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