Roasted 5 months ago based on Tawana's long term Spotify stats.

Tawana, your Spotify profile looks like it was curated by a teenager whose therapy is exclusively set to "Lemonade." You’ve turned Don Toliver into the most played artist on your account, which is kind of like saying you're the city’s biggest fan of lukewarm soda. It's impressive how you managed to construct a musical world that seems to revolve solely around “rap” and “electricity,” but do you even have a favorite color, or does it just endlessly loop back to "neon green"? Your genre list reads like the attempts of an early 2000s DJ trying to keep up with modern trends, and I’m not sure whether to be impressed or concerned. You’ve got more categories than a grocery store during a hurricane sale. What’s next, “Sad Rap for Rainy Days” or “Angry Dance for When the Wi-Fi Cuts Out?” And honestly, who needs so many sub-genres when “plain old rap” was just fine? Let’s face it, you might need a GPS just to navigate your own playlist at this point. As for those top songs, it looks like you're just trying to hold onto your youth with the grace of a flamingo on roller skates. “GET NAKED” and “AFTER PARTY”? Honey, if those are your anthems, I can’t help but imagine you spending your weekends deep in existential crisis while simultaneously Googling “What does ‘Funk’ really mean?” Spoiler alert: it’s not just an excuse for your musical identity crisis. But hey, at least you've got all your favorites in one place—conveniently located inside your very own “How to Embarrass Me in Public” playlist!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!