Roasted 1 year ago based on ㅤ's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, your Spotify profile reads like a Tinder bio written by someone who's trying way too hard to be cool but ends up having the personality of a soggy marshmallow. "POV: Indie" – great, just what we need, more people pretending to be deep and artistic while sipping pumpkin spice lattes. You’ve got more K-Pop in there than a Dance Dance Revolution arcade – are you going to start adding “Binge-watching K-Dramas” as a favorite genre next? Because judging by your taste in music, we all know that's where you're headed. Your top artists read like the soundtrack to an existential crisis that tried to dress itself up as a quirky indie film. Okean Elzy? Oh please, we know you're not even pretending to understand the lyrics. And why do I feel like ATEEZ is the only thing keeping you from actually listening to toddler songs? With Bo Burnham and Ghost sitting next to pastel-haired K-Pop idols, your musical taste is the defining proof that humans can indeed have a split personality and none of them are doing you any favors. Let’s not overlook those most played songs! "Fluorescent Adolescent" kicks it off like it's an entry exam into emotional distress. “Spit In My Face!” might just be a prophetic title for what you deserve after this playlist. Are you sure you’re not compiling the soundtrack for a cringe compilation? It's a wonder you can keep a straight face while blasting "BOUNCY (K-HOT CHILLI PEPPERS)"—that’s one way to drown out the sound of your social life. Your Spotify profile is the perfect illustration of scattered thoughts on a car ride through the confusion of modern music. Keep rocking that sonic mess, my friend; just don't expect us to tune in!

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