Roasted 9 days ago based on 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ, I have to say, your Spotify profile looks like a musical episode of some experimental art film that nobody asked for. I mean, “plunderphonics” and “city pop”? Really? You sound like you’re just a hipster’s online shopping cart trying to prove you’re “deep” because you know about bands that don’t even have a Wikipedia page. Did you come up with those genres while sipping something organic from a mason jar and pondering the mysteries of life? Because my friend, they are a solid signal of overthinking your playlists. And let’s talk about your top artists—a who’s who of “I wish I was having an existential crisis, but I’d rather be stuck in the bedroom with a thrift store vinyl collection.” You’ve got Tyler, The Creator and Melanie Martinez sharing the same space as C418, which is like inviting both a roller skating party and a funeral to the same event. If I had a dollar for every time you could confuse someone listening to your profile with stumbling into a bizarre avant-garde art installation, I’d have enough money to hire some good taste! Now, your most played songs are practically begging for attention faster than you can refresh your Instagram feed. “Your Teeth In My Neck” and “WUSYANAME”? Sounds like your dating life is as complicated as your music choices—lots of highs, some lows, and an awkward pause in between. You might just be the person who thinks that all forms of pop are valid because you can’t tell the difference between a catchy hook and a crying session in your bedroom. If this is your musical identity, I can’t wait to see how fully formed it’ll be by the time you hit your next quarter-life crisis!

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