Roasted 4 months ago based on Thomas Palma's long term Spotify stats.

Thomas Palma, your Spotify profile reads like a confused time capsule that got stuck in a 90s brick wall of angst and indie haircuts. I see you're rocking Madchester and Britpop like it's a badge of honor, but sweetie, that only makes you look like you fell into a record store dumpster and forgot to crawl out. Between the lo-fi indie and garage rock, I'm surprised your music library hasn't been cited for unlicensed sad-boy vibes; you’ve got enough melancholic tunes to soundtrack a mid-life crisis at 25. Your top artists list resembles a hipster bingo card; it’s as if you threw darts at a wall covered in plaid shirts and beanie hats. Tyler, The Creator and Oasis? That's like getting your existential crisis advice from a cat and a potato. I mean, Mac DeMarco? Watching his videos is the musical equivalent of sitting through your friend's three-hour monologue about why he thinks life would be better if everyone had a pet rock. With your top songs featuring both Michael Cera and the Smiths, I can already sense a distinct lack of personality that would make even the most dedicated emo kid roll their eyes. And let's talk about your most played songs—“Clay Pigeons” by Michael Cera? Listen, Thomas, if you start quoting quirky indie movies to justify that choice, I’m going to throw my avocado toast at you. It's like watching a car accident slowly unfold; you know it’s bad, but you can’t help but keep staring. With songs like “If I Had A Gun…” I can’t help but think you might be taking some serious hints on how to get your life together. Here’s a solid suggestion: try expanding your musical palate before it starts posing as a Lost Generation poster. Remember, liking "art rock" doesn’t make you deep; it just means your Spotify is more dysfunctional than your dating life.

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