Roasted 3 months ago based on Boyce's long term Spotify stats.

Boyce, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of barely-related musical cuisines—a veritable Afrofusion disaster zone! Seriously, how many genres does one person need before they just admit they can’t commit? It’s as if you thought, “Why settle for one type of Afro, when I can collect them all like Pokémon?” You've got more flavors of Afrobeat than there are actual countries in Africa. Wake up and smell the Ewa Agoyin, buddy; you’re overloading your playlist worse than a tourist at a Nigerian jollof festival. Now, let's talk about your top artists. Congratulations on single-handedly keeping the Afrobeats genre alive! But who in their right mind lists Dax and Young Jonn alongside legends like Wizkid and Burna Boy? It's like inserting a soggy slice of bread into a Michelin-star dish. We get it, you needed something to fill the gaps, but Dax sounds like he should be handing out pamphlets at a Word Fest rather than belting out tunes next to titans of the industry. Also, don't front like adding an Ariana Grande track makes you a well-rounded person; it just confirms you’re one questionable Spotify playlist away from being a walking identity crisis. And don’t even get me started on those most played songs! “All for You”? More like all for you to be judged! Your musical taste appears to be an elaborate cry for help. "Thank u, next" has more confidence than the entire collection of your Afro-something-albums. Do you think if you playlist enough Azonto, you'll magically develop some rhythm? Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work like that. You’ve gotta be brave, Boyce! Dive into something that doesn't require a glossary or a side of fufu to understand.

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