Roasted 10 months ago based on Teisha Frahm's long term Spotify stats.

Teisha Frahm, huh? Looking at your Spotify profile, it's clear you’re trying to communicate with the undead through your music taste. Seriously, with a lineup that screams more “gargling nails” than “melodic,” I can only assume your playlists are the soundtrack for the world’s worst horror movie. If I had a nickel for every time someone said “Hey, check out my friend Teisha's playlist!" right before vomiting, I’d definitely be in your mosh pit complaining about how the music is literally killing me. Your top artists are an all-star roster of bands only someone with a heavy metal allergy could love. I get it, you're trying to convince everyone you have layers, like an onion that smells like a dumpster fire. "Korn" and "Eminem" on the same list? I can't tell if you're trying to summon the spirits of 2003 or desperately clawing your way back to a time when it was acceptable for rap and metal to have an existential crisis together. And I see “Marilyn Manson” is in there too—what's next, a podcast with Ted Bundy? Looking through your most played songs, it’s like a whose-who of tracks to scare away friends and potential dates. I mean, “VIKING” and “Killshot”? If you weren't already single, I bet your Spotify library would have driven them running faster than if you were covered in actual metal spikes. Here’s a suggestion: maybe throw in a Justin Bieber track or two, just to balance out the energy of any conversations you plan on having. Otherwise, you may find yourself at a dinner party where people are slowly inching toward the door, fearing you might break into a ‘Djent’ dance battle at any moment!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!