Roasted 6 months ago based on Chyqui Lin's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Chyqui Lin, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that looks like a disco ball threw up all over a kindergarten music class. Your favorite genres read like the ultimate playlist for confusion. K-Pop, Reggaeton, Argentine Trap? It’s as if you stumbled into a battle between a Latin street party and a toddler’s birthday bash, and somehow you walked away with the winning playlist of utter chaos. Noise music, too? That explains why your profile feels like the audio equivalent of a cat walking across a piano. Let’s talk about your top artists. ENHYPEN and TOMORROW X TOGETHER—congratulations on aligning your musical taste with the fanbase of teen girls everywhere. And I can’t help but notice you’ve slipped in Bad Bunny, as if you needed some street cred amidst the mayhem of children's music and songs from "Soy Luna”. Besides, nothing says “sophisticated music lover” quite like cranking up Melanie Martinez while bingeing on a cartoon about a magical girl in a bubblegum world. You must have some very eclectic dinner parties, where the guest list includes both anime freaks and toddlers. Your most played songs read like a desperate cry for help. "Bratz" and "KALLY'S Mashup Cast" are your go-to jams? Girl, are you trying to reclaim your lost childhood? Or maybe you're just preparing for a one-woman musical inspired by the deepest recesses of a toy aisle. “Scream” by ENHYPEN has never felt more fitting—because that’s exactly what anyone listening to your Spotify playlist must be doing. Remember, it’s never too late to embrace adult music; just maybe not with such a colorful collection of tracks.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!