Roasted 1 year ago based on vy.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Divy, your Spotify profile is like a middle school dance—awkward, filled with questionable choices, and peppered with the overwhelming scent of regret. It’s like you've taken a deep dive into a sonic dumpster fire and decided that Phonk and Hyperpop are the musical equivalent of your Tinder bio: a chaotic mix of desperation and confusion. I mean, "Gym Phonk"? Are you lifting weights or just trying to lift your embarrassing taste in music? Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of who even? I half-expect to see you pop up in the comments section of a TikTok video asking how to pronounce "INTERWORLD." Seriously, are you trying to summon the spirits of lost genres? If anyone needs a rescue mission from their Spotify algorithm, it's you. At this point, your music taste is a genre-bending experiment that even mad scientists would scratch their heads at. "Jersey Club"? More like Jersey Clubbed to death by your playlist. And the most played songs? Oh boy, we've entered a new dimension of cringe. "YUM YUM - Super Slowed" sounds like something your grandmother might say after tasting questionable leftovers from a month ago. It's like your playlist is the sonic equivalent of a midnight snack run gone horribly wrong. So, Divy, here’s hoping you find a new genre in 2024—one that doesn’t sound like a rejected soundtrack for a video game nobody wanted to play.

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