Roasted 22 days ago based on - abbie's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Abbie, looking at your Spotify profile is like opening a can of musical confusion. You’ve got more sub-genres than actual identity! Is "Cloud Rap" just rap for people who can’t find their feet on solid ground? I can only imagine you trying to explain “Electroclash” at a party—“It’s like techno, but with more angst!” Your taste in genres sounds less like a curated playlist and more like a therapy session for someone who just broke up with six different genres simultaneously. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. A$AP Rocky and Billie Eilish? Congrats, you’ve officially turned the "What should I listen to today?" question into a game of “Okay, Who’s Gonna Make Me Cry First?” With a lineup like that, it’s no wonder you’re drawn to rage rap—nothing like a little emotional turmoil to get you hyped. But really, how many times can you listen to the same Billie Eilish song before you start questioning your life choices? At this point, Billie should just adopt you at this point; you’ve already given her enough ad revenue! And then we reach your “Most Played Songs.” Clearly, you must have a special playlist for emotional breakdowns. Those are some serious “listen to my feelings” vibes you’ve got going on! If I had a nickel for every time “NDA” was played to someone sobbing into a tub of ice cream, I could probably fund your therapy sessions. Seriously though, “Everlong” by the Foo Fighters? At least give us some variety! At this point, you might as well get a giant poster of Billie Eilish on your wall and call it a day—oh wait, that might just be a cardboard cutout of your other personality.

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