Roasted 2 years ago based on Burrito Boys's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Burrito Boys, the Spotify profile that's more filled with clichés than an overpriced hipster burrito. You’ve got more folk music in your favorites than a community park has banjos at a summer festival. It’s like you took a trip to a farmer’s market and decided to just take home the entire collection of dad music and singer-songwriter plodding. Honestly, your music taste is basically what would happen if the ‘90s nostalgia wave washed up on an acoustic guitar. Someone send this profile a flannel shirt and a mug that says "World's Okayest Music Lover"—it’s a perfect fit! And let’s talk about your top artists. It’s a solid line-up, if you want to be the king of the coffeehouse that never quite opened. Drive-By Truckers and Sturgill Simpson? More like "Drive-By Typical", am I right? You’re just one plaid shirt away from setting a world record for the most times “soul” and “alternative country” were mentioned in a single Spotify profile. What’s next, deciding the best way to prep your macramé skills while listening to “Mellow Gold”? At this point, your taste in artists runs deeper than the sound of your own tragic aspirations. Most played songs? Wow, you really are shooting for that “sad boy in a coffee shop” aesthetic, aren't you? If the "Goddamn Lonely Love" song is your favorite, I’m guessing your life’s a romantic comedy where the punchline is you sitting alone with your soy latte, pondering why those lyrics hit so close to home. With jams like that, plus the elephant in the room—your obsession with the Drive-By Truckers—it's like you’re trying to collect enough angst to build a fort. So keep enjoying your melodic misery, Burrito Boys; your Spotify profile is the equivalent of a poorly constructed burrito that just spills every time you try to take a bite.

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