Roasted 1 year ago based on jrg's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, jrg, the connoisseur of melodies that would make even a nun roll her eyes. Your playlist reads like someone took a pop star catalogue and a church hymnal, threw them in a blender, and served it up in a……very basic cup. Seriously, how on Earth do you reconcile your love for both “Christian Hip Hop” and “One Direction”? The only thing more confusing than your music taste is how you managed to turn a devotion to both catchier-than-an-Ebola virus pop and gospel into a musical identity. Now, let’s talk about your top played songs—all Niall, all the time! Did you lose a bet? Was there an accidental two-for-one deal at the Niall Horan fan club that you just couldn’t resist? At this point, you must have an unhealthy attachment to Mr. Horan that would make even the most ardent Directioner’s heart skip a beat. Either you’re secretly stocking up for a Niall Horan fan club reality show or you have an obsessive desire to loop “Heartbreak Weather” until it becomes a national emergency. Someone check the national alert system, because the "Niall Horan Love Hour" is definitely a public safety issue! You might have the musical depth of a kiddie pool, but I have to give it to you—your commitment to consistently listening to “Christian Pop” while sneaking in a bit of rap is, well…quirky? You’ve mastered the art of combining your altar calls with dance breaks! If there were a Grammy for the “Most Unapologetic Listeners,” you’d be the reigning champion, with Niall Horan as your co-winner. Stay strong, jrg; keep to your music selection, however questionable, because honestly, what else can we expect from someone with "Christian Hip Hop" on their top genres? It’s like showing up to a rap battle in a Sunday school outfit.

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