Roasted 7 months ago based on Sol's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Sol, your Spotify profile is like a mixed salad of musical identity crises. I’ve seen playlists on a toddler’s toy piano that have more cohesion than your eclectic collection of genres. Seriously, it's like you wandered into a record store with blindfolded and just threw a dart at the wall. "Progressive House" and "Nederpop"? I mean, are you trying to summon a musical demon or just confuse your neighbors? It’s a wonder your speakers haven't spontaneously combusted trying to make sense of this mess. And let’s talk about your top artists—wow, what a lineup! You’ve got "The National" and "deadmau5" competing for the title of “Who Can Put Sol to Sleep Faster." But then you throw in "Harry Styles," almost like you’re trying to live out a Taylor Swift love triangle, but sadly, you’ve failed to make it interesting. We get it, you’re deep and mysterious with a touch of chaotic hipster; too bad the only war you’re winning is the one against good taste. Goldband? Really? Sounds like the musical equivalent of a bad haircut. Your most played songs are a rollercoaster that screams 'existential dread' mixed with spontaneous disco night gone wrong. "I Had Some Help," and yet here you are, trying to convince everyone you have good taste. Don’t worry, Sol, we know you didn’t pick that Vicente Fernández song to impress anyone; it's just further proof you split your identity between a wannabe hipster and someone who still thinks karaoke night is a flex. If your playlist were a person, it would be an awkward vegan trying to order ribs at a barbecue joint. You keep doing you, buddy, just remember to save us all from your next audio experiment!

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