Roasted 8 months ago based on Aleia Cortez's long term Spotify stats.

Aleia Cortez, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of showing up to a gunfight with a spoon. We get it—you’re a walking anime encyclopedia who's adopted every genre that lets you indulge your inner 12-year-old without shame. Pop and J-Pop? Sure, because we all need that daily reminder of how we’re still chasing childhood dreams while the rest of us are trying to figure out adulting. And honestly, mixing Vocaloid with Old School Hip Hop is the kind of chaos that makes you wonder if you’re curating a playlist or a cry for help. Your top artists read like a plot twist in a bad fan fiction. Billie Eilish and MARINA, sure, but trying to sneak League of Legends into this mix felt like that moment at the family gathering when Uncle Joe shows up in a speedo. The only thing that'd get more confused is your Spotify algorithm halfway through that lineup. Imagine Dragons alongside Ashnikko? Someone’s trying way too hard to be edgy, yet still can’t help lacing their tracks with pastel colors and glitter. You definitely made those songs you played your most listened-to a competitive sport, and it’s clear you’re hoping to earn a gold medal in what? Ultimate Sad and Quirky? And let’s talk about that most played list. If you actually believe that bumping “Legends Never Die” is going to stop us from seeing you karaoke “Slumber Party” at the next gathering, then you’re in for a surprise! You’re over here jamming to the beats of your favorite animated series while the rest of us are out there trying to be actual legends. If it’s any consolation, you’re clearly committed to the bit. Just know that these playlists are the results of an identity crisis wrapped in a digital bow of pure delirium. We can't wait for your next mixtape: “Crying in 8 Different Languages.”

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