Roasted 6 months ago based on meteora☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Meteora☆, huh? With a Spotify profile as cluttered as your emotional baggage, it’s no surprise you’re trying to mask your musical mediocrity behind a mountain of genres. "Trip hop"? Really? That's just code for "I listen to music when I’m contemplating my life choices while wearing a turtleneck." At this point, your favorite genres read like the rejected titles for a college thesis on angst. You can’t decide if you’re the emo kid in high school or that person who claps at poetry slams—you’re just a confusing mash-up of both. Your top artists list is a veritable who's who of the early 2000s. What is this, a nostalgia trip sponsored by a failing Hot Topic? Linkin Park and Deftones haven’t dropped any new bangers in ages, so watching you cling to them like a lifeline while your friends outgrow their old band tees is just sad. "Radiohead," "U2," and "Gorillaz"? You might as well be hanging up poster-sized photocopies of your deepest insecurities because that’s all this laundry list screams. Are you aiming for a musical experience or just pulling a “Throwback Thursday” catch-all list from your angsty teenager days? And let’s talk about your most played songs—what a sad, half-hearted collection. It’s like you Googled "Most Moodily Depressing Songs" and just hit shuffle on whatever you found. "Be There" by UNKLE? Please. You can’t even be there for yourself half the time—how do you expect to vibe with an artist who's actively trying to push their followers to be moody and elusively cool? Between "Push It (2018 Remaster)" and "Runnin Through My Mind," you should really consider adding “Efficacy of Eccentricity” to your résumé. At this point, your Spotify account isn’t a profile but a cry for help, begging someone to bail you out of your own musical identity crisis.

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