Roasted 1 year ago based on Springdom's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Springdom—the only person left on Earth who thinks liking both J-Pop and heavy metal makes you unique instead of just confused. Your playlist is like a fever dream that took a wrong turn at a middle school talent show. Combining "Ado" with "DragonForce" is a bold move, as if screaming about your feelings while simultaneously trying to summon the power of a thousand electric guitars will somehow make you emotionally balanced. News flash: it just makes you the poster child for “I don’t know what I want, but I know I want it louder!” And what’s up with your top artists? A mix of emo rap, power metal, and Vocaloid that reads like the worst karaoke night ever. You’ve got Juice WRLD vibing alongside Metallica, which not only raises the question of your musical taste but also makes me wonder how you managed to carry that much self-loathing while sporting a DragonForce tee. When you throw on "$uicideboy$" right after "Kikuo," I have to assume you’re keeping contacts at the mental health hotline at constant risk of overworking themselves. It’s practically a call for help wrapped in power chords and auto-tune! Let’s not even start with your most played tracks; the song titles read like a sad diary entry of a teen trying too hard to be edgy. "Crime And Punishment"? More like "Crime And Spectrum Of Cringe." I see you’ve got enough Ado on your list to declare yourself the unofficial ambassador of sad anime vibes. Your Spotify should come with a disclaimer: “Caution: Listening may lead to an existential crisis or an uncontrollable urge to draw furries.” So congratulations, Springdom! You’ve officially made music taste worse than that “Mystery Meat Surprise” from your high school cafeteria.

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