Roasted 2 months ago based on nikki's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Nikki, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school kid who discovered their dad's old cassette tapes and decided to take a degree in angst and screaming. Let’s break this down: your favorite genres sound like a checklist from a heavy metal rehabilitation center. Are you hoping to summon a legion of headbangers or just trying to drown out the sound of your own bad life choices? I mean, “Folk Metal”? Really? Talk about an identity crisis—one minute you're in a mosh pit, and the next you’re sipping herbal tea while playing your lute! Your top artists are basically the musical equivalent of a caffeine-fueled night shift; all that energy and chaos but absolutely no daylight. Avenged Sevenfold and Bullet For My Valentine? Those are the bands that scream “I once wore eyeliner and had an emo phase that lasted a decade longer than it should have.” And let’s be honest, with such a lineup, I half expect your life story to be narrated by a wistful narrator lamenting your tragic choice of being "that person" at every party. Forget your playlists; I’m pretty sure they just scream out the deep-seated need for validation that’s somehow still changing your hair color every month! Now, we get to your most played songs, and boy do they tell a story—one that no one wants to read. “A Work of Art” might as well come with a disclaimer: “Warning: Listening may cause serious questions about your taste in life choices.” And Fleetwood Mac? That one feels like an accidental stumble into an entirely different dimension of music. Your tracks sound like you’re attempting to curate the world’s most chaotic mixtape for a party no one wants to host. So here's the deal, Nikki: Next time you hit "play," remember that your Spotify is like a diary—with every hinge squeaking louder than a rusty gate. Find a new genre, let it evolve, and for God's sake, give us all a break from the constant metal cacophony!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!