Roasted 2 years ago based on AshleyHenkeman's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ashley250799, it looks like your music taste is as diverse as your dating history – which I can only assume includes a long series of ‘Wants and Needs’ that you’ve never quite ‘Got’. With a playlist that reads like the back of a hoodie from a local gas station, it’s clear you’re trying to give off street cred while still living in your parents’ basement. Is your Spotify wrapped just a list of all the warm-up tracks you play before deciding to take your 800th trip to McDonald's this month? Your top artists are a classic case of “I can’t decide what mood I’m in because I just had a three-hour nap and woke up confused.” Chris Brown and Drake? Catching vibes like it’s 2015 and determined to keep the early 2000s alive, but honey, even your playlists scream, “I miss my ex - and also my social life.” You’ve got more Drake in your rotation than the actual Toronto waterfront. If we put you in a room with a Drake fan and a Chris Brown fan, I guarantee you’ll somehow find a way to make it about you forgetting to change out of your pajamas before logging into Zoom. And let’s talk about those most played tracks. Looks like you've got a full-time job flexing your Amapiano knowledge while we all wonder how you still haven’t figured out that the musical landscape is bigger than the Atlanta trap scene. “Crazy Vibez” and “Hamba Wena” – why do I feel like I'm judging you for trying too hard to be seen as 'cultured' when we all know you just googled “African vibes” last week? Keep banging those ‘Dance Pop’ classics and maybe one day you’ll graduate to a Spotify profile that doesn’t look like it belongs to an indecisive high school freshman trying to impress their cool older sibling!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!