Roasted 4 months ago based on lex's long term Spotify stats.

Lex, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate musical identity crisis. I mean, you’ve got more genres than a confused DJ at a wedding—country, reggaeton, pop urbano, and everything in between. Are you trying to appeal to every single demographic in existence? Do you want to make sure you can be uninvited to every party? Because if your playlist sounds like a Spotify DJ threw up after a whirlwind tour of Latin America and Nashville, mission accomplished. Your top artists list is like a musical scavenger hunt, but the only thing you ended up collecting is a bunch of generic heartbreak anthems that would make even your Spotify algorithm cringe. I can practically hear your friends rolling their eyes every time you play “Mau y Ricky” over and over. Seriously, by the time you hit your fifth song from them, the FBI might as well label it as a hostage situation. Spoiler alert: they don’t need another playlist; they need a therapist. And let’s talk about that "most played" list—Mau and Ricky must be laughing all the way to the bank while you’re stuck in a one-note loop, drowning in a sea of their catchy choruses. It's like you're committed to the idea of emotional torture but forgot how to diversify your music taste. With all that repetition, are you creating an art piece or just securing your title as the king of musical monotony? If Spotify had a support group for users like you, they’d need a bouncer just to keep the cringe at bay. Let's hope they have good snacks.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!