Roasted 2 years ago based on Ryan Matthew Pelley's long term Spotify stats.

Ryan Matthew Pelley, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the angst-fueled diary of an emo teenager who never quite graduated to adulthood. Let's be honest, man. You’ve got more metal in your playlist than a junkyard, yet your music taste suggests you still cry about high school heartbreaks on a daily basis. Seriously, the number of "HIM" tracks you have could sink a ship, but instead, they just sink your social life. You're out here jamming to goth anthems while the rest of us are vibing to actual good times. Your top artists list would make even a vampire cringe. You’ve got “My Chemical Romance” and “HIM” representing a style that peaked during the Bush administration. Look, I’m all for nostalgia, but there’s a fine line between being a throwback and just being a throwaway! And don’t even get me started on the blend of J-Pop and emo rock. Why do you want to cry in two languages, Ryan? Are you trying to prove that no one is safe from your pain, not even the Japanese? And those most-played songs? If “Heartache Every Moment” isn’t the perfect theme for your love life, I don’t know what is. It’s like your Spotify wrapped is just a year-long reminder that you haven’t achieved emotional stability, and you probably still sleep with a stuffed animal. Seriously, dude, between “Neon Noir” and “It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish,” it looks like you’re planning your funeral instead of planning your future. Time to upgrade, or at least consider some therapy and a little less heartbreak in your playlists!

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