Roasted 8 months ago based on ecoh_'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, look who we have here—ecoh_, the musical buffet that couldn’t decide if it wanted to smash out some bars or strum a guitar in an ill-fated coffee shop open mic night. Your genre list looks like the music librarian at the local middle school just threw a bunch of CDs in the air and let the pieces land where they may. Really, you’re the only person I know who can transition from “Kendrick Lamar” right into “Three Days Grace” without suffering from musical whiplash. Do you just hit shuffle and hope for the best, or are you auditioning for a role in a sad “choose your own adventure” story? And what’s with those top artists? It’s like you’re assembling the Avengers of musical confusion. You’ve got the genius of Kendrick side by side with the “huh?” factor of AG Club and Joey Valence & Brae, who I’m pretty sure are still trying to find their way out of a dark basement somewhere. Meanwhile, Logic is looking at your profile like, "This is exactly what I warned you about—you had one job!" And then there’s Kanye West. Are you trying to recreate the feeling of an identity crisis in one Spotify playlist? Because if you are, mission accomplished, my friend. Finally, your most played songs are a straight-up crime against humanity. "Tuca Donka"? Is that a song or a Portuguese breakfast item? And “Montagem Celestial de Atenas” sounds like a last-minute submission for a school project where Google Translate was the sole research source. I've seen better playlists come from someone randomly tapping a keyboard while blindfolded. Honestly, ecoh_, if we get stranded on a deserted island together and your playlist is the only form of entertainment, I’m just going to sit there and contemplate my life choices. At least I’d have you to roast while I slowly lose my sanity!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists