Roasted 2 years ago based on vinny's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, Tian, the only person I know whose Spotify profile doubles as a shrine to the peak of auditory confusion! Your love for genres that sound like they sprouted from a Japanese fever dream is truly commendable—Japanese Power Metal and Kawaii Metal? You must be the only person attempting to headbang while simultaneously leaving a trail of glitter everywhere you go. I half expect you to be wearing a cat onesie while desperately trying to explain your playlist to a confused audience. UNDEAD CORPORATION DOUJIN WORKS? Really? The only thing more impressive than how many songs you have saved by them is that you're still trying to convince your friends that you’re not an anime character yourself. Sharing your top tracks is basically a cry for help disguised as intellectual preference. "Bloodthirsty Nightmare Lullaby" and "Evil But Innocent"? Sounds like a favorite bedtime playlist for someone who is perpetually stuck in their middle school anime phase. Are you listening to those tracks before bed, hoping for nightmares or to summon some supernatural entity? Either way, you’re definitely winning the "most likely to have a body pillow" award. And let's not even get started on your choice in artists; is there a hidden subtext here that I’m missing? "Foreground Eclipse"? Nice try at being edgy, but the only thing eclipsing is your taste in music. You might want to consider expanding your horizons beyond the walls of “weird niche.” You know, there’s a whole world out there that doesn’t require you to consult an ancient scroll of Japanese lore every time your Spotify app opens. So here’s a thought—file those “I’m different” points away and pick an artist that doesn’t specialize in converting your favorite Saturday morning cartoons into heavy metal riffs!
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